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i am the Ides, together we march

to the sound of bagpipes and vocoders. into war my friends, but not into battle. meritocracy is an ideal and we are idealists. the lifetimes of genocides will come to an end if we let the beats build unto broken … Continue reading

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don’t let the ball drop tonight.

don’t let the ball drop on unrealized fantasies and unfantasied realizations. they’re giving birth to a new year while we’re still clutching onto the ears of last’s casket. they’re in a depression but we like zoloft suppressed it. reality is … Continue reading

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ill-usion

Yesterday, I watched evolution from atop a storm cloud, removed from the ground by the winds of meta-linguistics. As I pondered pondering I noticed a human-like steel figure lying on the dampened soil. He watched passer-bys with the judgmental eyes … Continue reading

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Words to Live By

Talk to strangers! When family fails and friends lead you astray. When Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and turns out God is gay. ‘Cause angels and messiahs, love, can come in many forms. In the hallways of your projects or … Continue reading

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15 random things to do in a college lecture class*

Bored of the balding guy in the from of the room make bad jokes about mitochondrial DNA? Try these tips for spicing up your time in the lecture hall. 1. Google pictures of pandas with flamethrowers. 2. Watch some prepubescent … Continue reading

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